Vacuum:1, Bane:0

Puppy: MY LADY!! STAND BACK! There is a MONSTER ABOUT TO EAT YOUR HAND!! I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!!!

Dog Mom: :::turns on vacuum:::

Puppy: OHMYGOD IT’S A DRAGON RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

Dog Mom: Hey! I thought you were going to protect me.

Puppy: ::: peeks around door::: Sucks to be you.