Dog Mom: (tosses Puppy a treat)

Puppy: (watches it hit the floor, ambles over to get it, waits for the next one – catches maybe every fourth one)

Dog Mom: “Wait… what? You used to catch every single one of these! You would get so excited and snap them out of the air.”

Puppy: “I’m older and wiser now. They’re easier to just pick up off the floor.”

Dog Mom: “But you catch some of them…”

Puppy: “Yes, and look how CUTE you are to keep trying. Plus, I get twice as many snacks this way.”

Dog Mom: “I definitely need a dumber dog…”