Bane: MY LADY MY LADY MY LADY… forsooth! There is an intruder! I shall protect you!

Dog Mom: Forsooth?

Bane: That entire collection of some old guy’s works was *delicious*. But no worries. I have the intruder on the run!

Dog Mom: Do you now? Good. Have fun.

Bane: Wait! You must stand there and watch my bravery!

Dog Mom: Or else you’re going to run out of here like a scared chicken?

Bane: Pretty much